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velgaduere: nandosagi: bratscad: Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games They take their time to develop them Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3 Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan [keikaku intensifies] this will never stop being relevant

velgaduere:

nandosagi:

bratscad:

  • Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
  • They take their time to develop them
  • Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
  • Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
  • Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
  • Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
  • Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

[keikaku intensifies]

this will never stop being relevant

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subwaybossemmet:

justabasicbirch:

notaonceleraskblog:

global warming

depression

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(Source: solaceon)

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theoriginalspike:

innumerablegibbons:

A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday

It would be funny if this joke had a punchline

Wooden tit 

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(Source: facebook.com)

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sweetlysourdork: kilehye: this needs no explanation it’s just bro in a dishwasher Party hard Zoom

sweetlysourdork:

kilehye:

this needs no explanation

it’s just

bro in a dishwasher

Party hard

(Source: kelaruj)

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lascocks: spazzyena: pipitstrelle: oh my god i have to draw you oh my god Pants-Cat fucking creepy Zoom

lascocks:

spazzyena:

pipitstrelle:

oh my god i have to draw you

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oh my god

Pants-Cat

fucking creepy

(Source: longcatislooooong)

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meladoodle:

cybercum:

meladoodle:

*flirts with mirror*

mirror: “pls stop”

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  1. me: hi i'd like to place an order
  2. dominos: okay what can i get for you
  3. me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
  4. my empty apartment:
  5. me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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haaku: nepetasbulge: You can want it all you want but you cant touch it How I imagine our fandom is right now Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper. Zoom

haaku:

nepetasbulge:

You can want it all you want but you cant touch it

How I imagine our fandom is right now

Day 24 with no update, Homestuck fandom has resorted to personifying the update and turning it into a stripper.

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wizard-in-the-tardis: lilyjoy30-impala: daenerystaygaryen: To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving. But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light.  You hear a dripping noise behind you.  You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood.  You go to scream but then something hits you from behind.  You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural. BEFORE THE POST EVEN STARTED I KNEW I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN Zoom

wizard-in-the-tardis:

lilyjoy30-impala:

daenerystaygaryen:

To just sleep in a car like this, with your best friend or boyfriend and not worry because its just you two and tomorrow you’re just going to climb out of bed and into the front of the car where you’ll drive off. Another day on your road trip together, living, laughing, loving.

But then you hear a noise outside. Your friend goes to investigate and never comes back. You wait, and then decide to go looking for them. You grab a torch and climb out and scan the trees with the light. 

You hear a dripping noise behind you. 

You turn around and see water dripping onto the car, but it’s not raining. You shine the torch onto the water, and realise it’s red. It’s blood. You look up, and there’s your friend, hanging from the tree above, stomach ripped open and hand reaching down, dripping blood. 

You go to scream but then something hits you from behind. 

You were in the first five minutes of Supernatural.

BEFORE THE POST EVEN STARTED I KNEW

I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

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wickedlydeeper:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr

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I’ve been waiting for this.

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zeroyalviking: stellavee: woodfallcrossing: bratscad: Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games They take their time to develop them Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3 Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan Have to reblog this. except wii u lost a bunch of business because of the copyright claiming crap they smacked on let’s players’ content. Honestly, that probably won’t make a dent.

zeroyalviking:

stellavee:

woodfallcrossing:

bratscad:

  • Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games
  • They take their time to develop them
  • Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games
  • Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3
  • Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U
  • Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer
  • Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

Have to reblog this.

except wii u lost a bunch of business because of the copyright claiming crap they smacked on let’s players’ content.

Honestly, that probably won’t make a dent.

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downrightsugoi:

dragonblade:

gordonramsaygifs:

How to cook the perfect steak x

r-ramsay senpai…

jesus tag your porn there are children on here

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(Source: homovikings)

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mikau:

i’m only one man

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